shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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