sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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