Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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