Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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