You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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