with your own penis?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
