Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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