shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Porn is love you can see.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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