apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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