There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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