is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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