I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The best revenge is premature balding
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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