You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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