Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!†In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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