I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
