Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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