How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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