i would punch a child for taco bell
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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