i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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