I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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