it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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