my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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