I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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