i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Houston, we have a blender
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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