Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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