Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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