sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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