dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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