I'm going to jail i love you
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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