fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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