whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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