i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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