i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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