Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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