If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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