fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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