i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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