i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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