: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't think brook has ever known best
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
please come you make the beer taste better
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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