could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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