THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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