he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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