nut hugger
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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