absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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