It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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