Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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