the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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