I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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