Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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