i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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