Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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