Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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