i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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